Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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