I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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