ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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