is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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