I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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