you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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