THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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