you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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