if only i could text you this smell
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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