Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
don't judge my taste in strippers
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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