i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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