So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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