I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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