If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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