No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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