my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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