i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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