physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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