im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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