brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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