had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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its like you know when i get waxed
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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