i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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