dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Never underestimate the power of titties
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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