Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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