are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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