just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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