big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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