Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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