Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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