I love having hate sex.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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