girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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