used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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