So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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