i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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