The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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