Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You took a bar mat shot.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
