question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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