have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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