AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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