What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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