Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
