Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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