Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The uberlube is also flammable
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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