Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
