I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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