Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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