Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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