Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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