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(918): View more from Oklahoma

we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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(415): View more from California

This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?

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(352): View more from Florida

I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed

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(518): View more from New York

I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form

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(253): View more from Washington

the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug

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(719): View more from Colorado

My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.

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