Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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