i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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