Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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